Got online to look up how to write a check…
Ended up on Tumblr.
Going to be late for my doctor’s appointment now and I still haven’t written the damn co-pay check.
The Seclusion Gazette
Let's call it a newspaper. The articles cover my development as an unpublished, unrepresented author.
Danica moving to NASCAR full-time in 2012
Yes, the worst kept secret in NASCAR will be official. She will run a full schedule driving for JR Motorsports in the number 7 in 2012 in the Nationwide Series. It is also expected she will announce a partial schedule in Sprint Cup driving for Stewart-Haas. And lastly, it will be announced she plans to run for Stewart-Haas full-time in 2013 in the Sprint Cup Series.
It’s unknown to sources, but my guess is she will still be running the Indianapolis 500, I can’t imagine she would have signed anything for NASCAR without that being a clause. She loves that race too much. And if it’s not in there, that means she’d rather go for the money (she’s already doing that to a point) than go for her dream, and I will have lost what insignificant little amount of respect for her that I had left.
This sucks. Why can’t she just go away completely?
Seriously, Danica? Indy Car wasn’t enough for you?
Maybe we can get Gluck to throw out spike strips instead of shoes next season…
9 months ago - 
12
12 This will end by this being the book that every house has in their living room on the coffee table, book shelf or half open on the couch. The book every pastor and synogogue will have on display across the world. I would be sadly dissapointed if this book didn’t sell 100 billion copies in the first 5 years.
Hmmm … 100 billion copies for a world population of 7 billion. So, each and every person in the world is going to buy 14 copies? Seems reasonable.
7 things about your body
1. your eyes are the only part of your body you can’t wash with soap
2. you can’t count your hair
3. your tongue doesn’t reach every teeth in your mouth
4. only idiots do number 3
5. you’re gonna laugh because you can reach every teeth in your mouth
6. you’re gonna laugh because you feel like an idiot
7. you’re going to reblog to see how many people fall for this
accurate.
Why do I always fall for these? Oh well. What can I say? I’m an idiot. :)
(Source: angel22dimariah, via turning-my-paige)
(Source: thechildrenofjk, via ohmydearhogwarts)
